Failure Poet Ki Nakaam Koshish

Bombay ke local train mein akele travel karte waqt
Tumhari "too much" yaad aati hai

Kabhi Worli sea face pe khade sad songs gungunaaye
Toh yeh hont tumhara naam gaane mein jod deti hain

Crowded raste mein chalte chalte koi tumsa dikh gaya
Toh heart ki ek beat automatically miss ho jaati hai

Lagte ho tum uss favorite Hindi film ke hero
Arre, wohi picture jo TV par baar baar aati hai!

Roz subaah office jaane se pehle
Yeh brainless ladki tumhara manpasand color zaroor try karti hai

Waise "just FYI" uss special kurte se "till date"
Khushboo tumhari aati hai

Jab jab aata hai koi khushi ka chance
Toh definitely tumhari company ki zarurat mehsoos hoti hai

Jab bathroom mein baithe hum akele roye
Toh aankhein tumhara face un damp deewaron par khojti hai

Kitni baar delete kiya mobile se tumhara number
Par kambakht memory se delete hi nahi hoti hai

Caprioshka peeyun chahe whiskey
Talli hote hi doston ko saikdo baar wohi hamari boring love story arz ki jaati hai

Apni shaadi pe tumne kyun nahi bulaya
Iski shikayat tumhari di hui engagement ring karti rehti hai

Do alzolam khaane ke baad bhi jab neend na aaye
Toh thaki aankhein sara blame tumpe daal deti hain

Tumhari updates facebook pe padhe
Toh bevkuf mind unmein apna koi chupa mention zabardasti create karti hai

Apni best friend ko har hafte ek baar call karte
Kyunki receiver pe "chai" ya "coat" maangte huye tumhari awaaz zaroor sunne mein aati hai

Ditch kiya tumne mujhe, dil toda aur khoob sara dard diya
Par aaj tak meri har poem tumhare baare mein hi hoti hai

Na hoke bhi iss qadar meri life mein shaamil ho tum
Ke yeh failure poet lafzon ke zariye 'past' ko 'present' banane ki nakaam koshishein karti hai