Gunehgaar

"Ek bina doodh ki chai without sugar"
Waiter ne mujhe aise dekha as if maine coffee shop mein baithe daaru ki demand ki ho..

Nazrein jhukake apna kaala mooh chupaya maine moti novel ke panno mein
Kitaab ke letters mujhe aise ghoor rahe the as if maine apni sanity kho di ho..

Wall clock ki taraf baar baar attention divert hota
Ghadi ki sui jaan boojh ke slow chal rahi thi as if mujhse revenge le rahi ho..

Novel se clock aur clock se mobile, aankhein aur sar saath saath ek cyclical step repeat karte
Apne action pe khud hi hans padi as if life ne bada funny joke maara ho..

Bagal waali aunty ka muh garam filter coffee ne jalaaya, dur baithe boyfriend ne girlfriend ke haath ko kiss kiya aur sadoo uncle lad pade apni thandi cappuchino ki wajah se
Aas paas ke log yun manje huye the apne mundane affairs mein as if kisiko desh duniya ki koi fikr hi na ho..

Meri special chai waiter ne table par rakhi, iss baar ek pleasant smile ke saath
Charo taraf ki normal zindagi mujhe bother kar rahi thi as if mera wajood mujhe interrogate kar raha ho..

Meri chutki IAS officer banegi, Baba ka kidney problem thik ho jaayega, Aai ko landlord uncle gandi gaaliyan nahi denge, yeh soch kar heart par kuch thandak padi
Future ke thought ne suddenly thandak ko paseene mein badal daala as if mere sapno ka cost kuch zyada hi mehenga ho..

Selfish hona badi gandi cheez hoti hai par halaat bhi toh badi kameeni kism ki villain hai
Laut jaane ke koi asaar nahi the, ab iraadon ke dagmagaane ka koi scope bhi nahi tha as if kameeni villain ne saare doors close kar diye ho..

Table pe rakhi bina doodh aur sugar waali "meri" chai request rahi thi ke le loon main ek karaari si forbidden chuski
Tok diya iss baar mui ghadi ki sui ne as if suddenly uspe race jeetne ka bhooth chadha ho..

Bag mein se jhaank raha tha Rohit ka diya hua birthday present, mobile ke wallpaper mein hans rahe the Papa, Mummy and Chutki AUR haath mein thithoorta remote control
Button dabaane se pehle Ganpati Bappa ka naam liya as if ek second mein yeh boora sapna toot jaaye aur ek sudden miracle ho..

Ek "BOOM!" aur sab finished, kaala sky, kaala flesh, kaala blood
Woh cheekhein mere soul ke chithde udaa kar mujhe sazaa suna rahi thi as if meri teen aakhri saansein sirf is dardnaak manzar ko witness karne ke liye bachi ho..

HUMAN BOMB EXPLODED AT A COFFEE SHOP IN DADAR (W). 35 PEOPLE DIED. 8 SERIOUSLY INJURED.

"Iss qadar uljhe hum zindagi ki zanjeeron mein, ke zameer ka sauda chan kagazon ke tukdo ke liye kar liya..
Apno ki khushi ko haasil karne ke maqsad ne humein kaiin paraayon ka gunehgaar bana diya.."

Khanabadosh

Kaise log hain woh doston, jinhe dard se hai befikr mohabbat..
Kabhi dikhti nahi unhe, sahi aur ghalat ke beech ki posheeda sarhad

Ek kism ke behrupiye hain, jo chehre badalte hain kapdon ki tarah
Aur zindagi ka luft uthate hain namkeen aansuon ko chakh kar

Dhundte rehte hain woh aksar, uss "kaale" rang ki tamanna ko
Jo "laal" rang ka libas pehne unke zehen mein basta hai..

Bebuniyad behaya baaton mein ajeeb dilchaspi hoti hai unhe
Mauka mile bhi toh baaz nahi aate..rehte woh apne bepanaah pagalpan mein masgul

Kaiin besharam ummedein hain unko kismat se
Yun lagta hai ke saahib ne dhokha khaya hai pyaar mein aur dagaa diya bhi

Beshumar daag liye phirte hain apne daaman par..bejhijak..bhari mehfilon mein
Rosh, ruswai aur ranjish ne jaise ghar kar liya ho unke dil ki girah mein

Zindagi mein kitna jeeya aur kya haasil kiya, iske maayne bematlab se lagte hain un janaab ko
Humdard aur humraaz toh ban gaye hazaaron ke, par na kisi ko apna bana sake.. na kisiko paraya kiya

Maachis ki teeli bhi marne se pehle ek baar "uff" zaroor karti hai, par woh jaise jeete hain khatm hone ki khatir
Dua mein maangte hain ek pyaasa adhoorapan, jo unhe jannat tak jalaata rahe..bujhata rahe

Jo zamaane ki galiyon mein dar badar bhatakte hain daayron aur bandishon se pare..
Woh gustaakh KHANABADOSH darasal "AAP", "MAIN" aur "TUM" ke naam se jaane jaate hain..pehchaane jaate hain...

Failure Poet Ki Nakaam Koshish

Bombay ke local train mein akele travel karte waqt
Tumhari "too much" yaad aati hai

Kabhi Worli sea face pe khade sad songs gungunaaye
Toh yeh hont tumhara naam gaane mein jod deti hain

Crowded raste mein chalte chalte koi tumsa dikh gaya
Toh heart ki ek beat automatically miss ho jaati hai

Lagte ho tum uss favorite Hindi film ke hero
Arre, wohi picture jo TV par baar baar aati hai!

Roz subaah office jaane se pehle
Yeh brainless ladki tumhara manpasand color zaroor try karti hai

Waise "just FYI" uss special kurte se "till date"
Khushboo tumhari aati hai

Jab jab aata hai koi khushi ka chance
Toh definitely tumhari company ki zarurat mehsoos hoti hai

Jab bathroom mein baithe hum akele roye
Toh aankhein tumhara face un damp deewaron par khojti hai

Kitni baar delete kiya mobile se tumhara number
Par kambakht memory se delete hi nahi hoti hai

Caprioshka peeyun chahe whiskey
Talli hote hi doston ko saikdo baar wohi hamari boring love story arz ki jaati hai

Apni shaadi pe tumne kyun nahi bulaya
Iski shikayat tumhari di hui engagement ring karti rehti hai

Do alzolam khaane ke baad bhi jab neend na aaye
Toh thaki aankhein sara blame tumpe daal deti hain

Tumhari updates facebook pe padhe
Toh bevkuf mind unmein apna koi chupa mention zabardasti create karti hai

Apni best friend ko har hafte ek baar call karte
Kyunki receiver pe "chai" ya "coat" maangte huye tumhari awaaz zaroor sunne mein aati hai

Ditch kiya tumne mujhe, dil toda aur khoob sara dard diya
Par aaj tak meri har poem tumhare baare mein hi hoti hai

Na hoke bhi iss qadar meri life mein shaamil ho tum
Ke yeh failure poet lafzon ke zariye 'past' ko 'present' banane ki nakaam koshishein karti hai